“Never attempt to teach your spouse how to travel! What a negative guidance from an elderly man to me on my marriage ceremony day! I was a bit perplexed as I felt he could be improper but correct at the identical time for the reason that throughout our courtship, anytime I was driving, she would be sitting down at the again seat of the motor vehicle but would be the first to see a pothole in advance of me and would start off screaming ‘Jesus’ Jesus’ ‘Jesus’, you should choose your time”.
What puzzled me below most was that I did not know no matter if she was referring to me to get my time or referring to Jesus to choose His time!
In simple fact I ignored the assistance from the aged male and however went ahead to train my Mom-in-Law’s daughter how to generate. The fights? Eish! She could be driving into a gutter and be inquiring me whether or not she should really transform or pull the brake! On one situation I had to tell her to keep on into the gutter and she claimed ‘I was not caring’. I didn’t mind her sef.
There was a further day she was driving and when we were about to be part of the most important highway at Lapaz, we had to hold out close to 20 minutes and we were being continue to there even even though her eyes were being so focused on the road. I was just seeing her anticipating her to take a daring choice to be a part of the main highway. I did not say anything. I dropped that endurance and questioned her: ‘Auntie, won’t you go?’ and her angry reaction was like: ‘but the autos continue to keep coming what do you want me to do?’. I kept tranquil!
It was then I recognized the old man’s assistance in no way to try out to instruct my wife how to push I need to have long gone to pay costs at a fantastic driving university for her to master how to travel there so there would be peace.
If you are not blessed and right after instructing her all the techniques of driving, she receives her licence and the car or truck you obtain for her to push is rickety (alatsa), you would never ever have your peace of thoughts primarily when you are at get the job done. The slightest breakdown, she would phone you. When you are staying bashed by your boss for not carrying out anything correct, that is when she would contact you that her timing belt has ‘tear’.
Don’t acquire an oldman’s information for granted o. Most of them have observed it all and laugh at us whenever we look to be so ‘right’. Usually when you seem so right, loosen up and listen to the previous boys and you would see how wrong you could have been on your first situation on an problem! If you are fortunate to meet the incredibly good kinds, awwww….you would get everyday living uncomplicated!
One recently suggested me to marry yet another spouse so there would be competitiveness at dwelling so no one individual can bluff me. He discussed more that polygamy is not about adult males possessing far more than one spouse but it is to make sure that every girl has a husband. I was motivated! You see how superior some of them can be? Hahahahaha! As to regardless of whether this suggestion would be upheld or not, be sure to enjoy your Monday vacation wae.
In any case whenever I am broke, I transform it into fasting! In truth if you never use your head, your human body would experience! I are not able to pay for to eliminate two things at a time – the actual physical food and the religious meals too.
I only acquired to know not long ago that when you are fasting don’t say due to the fact it is dry, you do not have to consider h2o. NO! It is wrong, in accordance to just one of the youngest Superintendent Ministers of the Methodist Church, Very Rev. Samuel Glover Asante! A good friend of mine, he is! Certainly, he described that a lot of persons have made some health difficulties as a result of this ignorance. Some had been guys of God.
I practically mentioned ‘the Clergy’ but luckily I never imagine it would be ideal to spot some of these other ‘ones’ in the classification of the Clergy. The Clergy implies serious company. ‘Men of God’ is honourable plenty of for some of the ‘SME pastors’. They must handle it like that! Pretty Rev. Glover suggested that when fasting whether or not dry or moist, consume h2o since it cleans the toxins from your human body as well during the period of time you are fasting and opens up the intestines. Dry fasting devoid of h2o is hazardous, he advised.
This was verified by my finest pal, yet another ‘Samuel’, Dr. Samuel Kwame Amoah, Chief Govt Officer of HealthStar. He suggested that dry fasting with no drinking water can be injurious to your well being particularly if for prolonged durations exceeding 6 hrs. Be suggested o, Yevu. I really don’t know what you want from God that you want to ‘kill’ your self before you get it!
All my good friends who are known as Samuel are fantastic paa oo. Dr. Samuel Amoah, Extremely Rev. Samuel Glover, Samuel Eshun, Samuel Tindanbil, Samuel Obeng, Supt. Dr. Samuel Sasu-Mensah, and many others are just fantastic. I really don’t have any ‘Samuel’ pal who is poor. If you are a ‘Samuel’ and you are bad, abeg, alter your name to ‘Mawuli’! Hahahahaha!
For many religious or alternatively religious uses, we quickly and pray. My initial fasting encounter was in 2002 when I was crazily searching for a task in a company that did not exist – a company that would spend me twenty million cedis (aged Ghana cedis in 2002). Plentey funds! What a dream! The average younger corporate supervisor at the time was earning a little something in the area of two million cedis and five million cedis. Not only did the desires explain to me I would get paid that huge amount of dollars o but also added that I would be supplied a automobile and a bonglo!
Ahaaan! How several of us understood that Nelson Mandela was a law firm? I guess, you did not know this a person. Meboa?
Ok, back to this profitless things. I desired the task instantaneously so didn’t even take into consideration a 50 % working day but total working day 6am-6pm intensive fasting – dry! I was not applied to it and nevertheless not and will not test all over again. What kind of crime have I committed!
When I began, by 11am, I started out ‘seeing diamonds’. At that level, I was tempted to take in something but ‘the satan is a liar!’, I consoled myself. I persisted without the need of meals and started off emotion extremely light! Wey can make any difference koraa be this! ‘Ah perfectly, it’s possible God is working’, I consoled myself again particularly when it was 2.30pm with out food and I started shivering. The clock became a close close friend. When would it strike 6pm! I tried using to pray but could rarely hear myself pray– no vitality!
I stopped considering! I went to get a ball of kenkey at 4pm in wait of 6pm to strike. The inclination to break the quick was up in the roof! “Eat, eat, eat”, the satan tried out but I resisted.
I experienced to maintain vigil more than the kenkey when it was 5.40pm. However near, 6pm looked farrrrrr awaayyyyy, like 10 many years. Ei! Is this what they contact FASTING?
It’s 10minutes to 6pm and I couldn’t hold out to see 6pm strike. At that level I recognized I was losing my sight. I was keeping really vigilant so I could pounce on my kenkey and ademe soup as shortly as 6pm struck.
Even though seconds inched nearer to 6pm, I couldn’t any more. I descended on the meals and ate it pretty much with the two hands.
The subsequent day, I was rushed to the medical center for abdomen upset. What did I do improper?, I soliloquized.
I narrated my ‘ordeal’ to the medical professional who even more annoyed me with the point that I should carry on fasting and that it was fantastic. Me? Fasting yet again? Lailai!
But there was a wonder. I was called for a job job interview a week immediately after the fasting. The location was GICEL Estates, Weija. As part of the job interview, I was to go round to see if I could provide 20 spoons in 2 hrs. I did that in fewer than an hour given that there had been some eating places in the spot. I had handed the job interview. I was to report the pursuing working day to my new department office in the vicinity of Bawjiase. That was the finish of my occupation with them. What transpired to my vehicle and bonglo desire? Providing spoons could naturally not get me these dreams! Choose your task. I declined the offer. Want I fast once again? I promptly discarded this ‘negative’ assumed. In fact, my initially fasting fell on the improper keys. Kai!
Ei conversing about spoons, I was in a single of the best cities in Ghana last 7 days and slept in one particular of the very best lodges in city. Before I checked in, I simply requested the lodge attendant “please can I use your WASHROOM’? to which she responded “mepaw ky3o, y3nsi nniama woaha”. To wit “please we don’t wash garments here”. Remember to whoever determined not to phone toilet, bathroom but a ‘washroom’ is not encouraging some people today at all oo. Yooo! Annoyingly, my late father applied to connect with it “private”! Ah!
Be sure to because you have read this for absolutely free, you can now lock your drawer, tell your manager you are going to the bank and arrive. Go and do not return. Just ‘balance’. Just after all, nowadays is Friday and Monday is a holiday getaway. Report to operate on Tuesday for a query. Simple!
Kofi, have a excellent weekend and keep in mind not to go to a lady you are intrigued in by asking thoughts this sort of as: ‘do you have any difficulties I can help you with, baby?’ God be with you!
